we just like birds: The biggest spider ever

I think this is the biggest spider I've ever seen besides a tarantula, and it lives right next to our patio. Rob said it's some kind of garden spider something or other. I think it's gross, and I hope it doesn't decide to come inside for the winter.

Cora-isms

"Daaaad! Finn hitted me 50 times!"

"Yes I WILL be grumpy! It's FUN!"

Nana- "Did you grow any squash in your garden?"
Cora- "NO we did not squash people in our garden!!"

She calls roly poly bugs "ronie ponies."

Julie- "She's potty trained."
Cora- "I am NOT a potty train!"

Julie- "Cora, I love you."
Cora- "I love daddy."

Julie- "Eat your carrots. They're good for your eyes."
Cora- "No mommy (with a confused look). They're good for my tummy!"

Cora- "Can I eat banana bread dough?"
Julie- "No honey. It has eggs in it."
Cora- "You need to share! You need to go to your room and think about sharing!"

"I just didn't mean to. I'm just a little kid."

"Stop saying words, Daddy. Go back to work!"

"Help me Daddy! Help me! I'm the chocolatey-ist girl ever." (said with chocolate cake all over her face)

"Onions smell strong and tiny."

"I want to go wee on your pants" (she meant she wanted me to bounce her on my knee)

"Finn achoo-ed, mommy. He bless-you-ed."

Rob- "You're not being nice."
Cora- "Of course I am!"

"I'm a big giant baby, mom!"

Cora- "Mommy, say soap."
Julie- "Soap."
Cora- "Wow you're a good talker mommy."

"I'm a very funny guy."

Cora- "GO AWAY!"
Rob- "That's not nice."
Cora- "GO AWAY, PLEASE!"

Finn tickled Cora, and she said, "Don't do that Finn. That's crazy and horrible."

Cora- "What flavor is [the sucker]?"
Julie- "Cream soda."
Cora- "Ew, sour cream soda?!"

"You can't keep us from dirt, Mom."

Finn-isms

Julie-"Where's your belly button?"
Finn- "It's hiding."

Finn grabs the vacuum attachment. "A SWORD! I fight vacuum!" Proceeds to hit vacuum.

Julie-"You're adorable."
Finn-"I'm not adorable. I'm Finn."

While looking at the paintings in the church...
"It's Jesus! He's wearing a dress."

Finn holds the phone and looks at it...
"Is grandma in there?"

"[Spicy] chips have hiccups in my mouth."

Pointing to a water tower "Look mom, it's a water castle!"

"Your hair is hot mommy" (said because I had flat ironed it earlier in the day)

"Mom, some people just like to lick popsicles."

Julie- "I will always love you Finn."
Finn- "Yeah, and I will always love my daddy."

"Daddy you don't have all the answers. I do."

Mommy, What means I love you?

(talking about Ivy) "I think it likes us."

When Jesus comes back to earth, He will help me find my Batman toy.

It makes me mad when birds poop on my swing and they don't say sorry.

Mommy I can't poke your eyes when you're wearing sun glasses.

Girls are pwetty and boys are cool.

I wish the store didn't have this toy and I did have it.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The biggest spider ever

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